"Cupcakes, that's like putting a different category for doughnut holes. They're doughnuts! You know what that is? That's just to make you feel better than standing there and eating, you know, a whole cake.Pie is not trying to live a lie. By giving you a little bit of cupcake and going, "Oh, you can feel good about yourself, fatty fat fatso." Pie says, "You want a big slice of me? Come and get me!"
--Glenn Beck
Radio Host, Television Personality, Philosopher.
